Hi, I'm Midnightview and I am Jamaican, but not just because my parents are Jamaicans, I was born there, Dont believe me??… can a fake Jamaican type like this ..(LORDAMARCY)… SHABBA!!! see…, told you I was Jamaican
ok... things I’m obsessed with… going to the beach at night digging my toes into the sand while counting UFOs and signaling them with my lighter after leaning against the wind and Pretending that I am weightless… good times, wasting gas at 3 in the morning, cause music sounds so much better at that time while driving to nowhere after going to taco bell and ordering a double decker with no meat (FYI: I listen to songs on repeat so think about that before you get in a car with me…last chance… door is closing… ok good, put your seat belt on … i’ve been listening to Janet “All for U" all day.
Girls wearing wife beaters = Sex , black lights oh when i like something I refer to it as "sex" or "sexlike" so um yeah...McDonalds fries has crack in it =Sex, Candles = sex… there not only for gay people or old people trying to get there groove back while Teddy Pendergrass’s “Come on over to my place” is playing in the background and a wrinkled old nigga is dancing in the door way wearing nothing but church socks on, doing some old ass circle dance tryna talk his wife into just sticking the head in after his ass knows she just got her hair did… I lost my self…well the point is i got two burning right now … I’m also obsessed with wearing a towel in public… , Fan mail , glade plug-in and girls that wear that smelly good bath and body secrets lotion and sprays and I love girls who can dance cause I cant unless im drunk, I’m always getting served... Omarion be popping out of nowhere like “u just got served nigga…~~~Touch” and be like “nah nigga do over” then i punch him in the face ) Famous people i punched in the face count today… #1 … but violence is not good kids… … I only use my muscles is for good… like opening pickles jars
…pickle jars are the only reason i work out… it is a well known fact that pickle jars are getting tighter and tighter as the years pass… and i am well prepared …are u prepared ? for when a lady asks “can u open this “ after making weird faces and noises that sound slightly sexual in a corner trying to open her pickle jar all by her self … she will be glad i did them 20 push ups last night… then ill smile and say… here is your pickle jar my lady and she'll be like oh yeah lets have sex now my pickle jar opener guy …yeah and that's how it happened,
I say alot of bad words i mean fuck what makes them so bad anyways? there called Curse words but none of them have any dongen and warcraft dragons powers that i know of ... I do find i use them less in my music, as for they are so many more beautiful words i could use to connect with the world
I MISS AALIYAH I’m told im weird at lest once a day and i kinda love hearing it now or im whitewashed then mins later ill be told im too much of a nigga, that makes me a “weird whitewashed Nigga” best of both worlds , so in the end i just do what makes me happy… Masturbating to all you sexy Ladies pictures… its natural, its kinda better than porn cause you get to use your imagination,what the fuck does any of this have to do with my music…???? I gotha go...... well..... i cant say where im going cause the 1st rule of the place im going is that i cant tell you about it... its a secret club but i dont fight there, remember? only for pickle jars, no violence … but B4 i go… (ahhh ,i know, i just met you) i believe in the “Karma Police” (FYI: you cant see them ) so when you fuck someone over as time passes you will in the end find that you have fucked your Self … in the ass … with a mop the size of nicki minaj Ass cheek (cheek, yeah just one)… that sounded gay but a straight man shouldn’t have to say “No Homo” but i love it when a girl says “all homo” its so sexy … Jealousy kills your soul so be happy with your self…. one last thing, some say with no one in your bed the nights are hard to get thru, i say not being happy by your self….then……. life is hard to get thru… the end …hold up… diddy is here and wanted to say something, go ahead
Diddy: … Bad boy take that, take that…
Me: thats all u wanted to say diddy?
Diddy: Remix yeahhhh … so…… i punched him in the face, what can u do?
famous people i punched in the face today... #2… number of pickle jars I opened … (?)do you have a pickle jar that needs opening ? did I miss anything?
thanx for dowloading my album but I have to go now cuase things are not really going that great so I have to get out this house, I spent the day wondering if john Lennon is gonna come back and kill me ...
let me explain, I went to get some cheese fries and gummy bears this morning and when I opened my car door there was a large spider sleeping peacefully above my passenger seat so I smacked the fuck out him right out the passenger window with the first thing i could grab, but then… I started feeling like shit cause he did nothing to me… NOTHING! he was just being a peaceful spider taking a nap after who knows how long it took him to make that web he was sleeping in and called his bed … then I started to think I didn’t actually see him go out side the window,
He could have fell on the floor of my car and be waiting for the right moment to …. then I thought nah, this is a good spider, and I swear when I smacked him he screamed “All you need is love, love, love is all you need” then I started to think what if john Lennon was reincarnated in to a spider? into that spider, that spider that I slapped the shit out of? I fucking hit Lennon! and he knows where I live and might be piloting his spiderly revenge on me right now... so I spent my day worrying that Lennon is coming after me ... and do spider shit to me
Ok im off this time ...to see my friend that this one time in band camp I stuck a flute in her friends vagina, well it wasn’t band camp it was at a public state park,… I wish I wasn’t like most(all) guys that thought about sex every 59 seconds, I could maybe do with every hour or,
every other hour, and I wish I didn’t wake up with a furious black boner every day, I don’t go to sleep until the sun comes up so do you know how it is to have this furious black thing poking about at around lunch time? I’ve been corrupted from a young age, I remember my step mom friends just eye fucking me after their many club nights, I didn’t sleep nights then either, that and them dropping their towels on purpose while coming out the shower… I cant say I was molested or anything cause of the double standards you know, a young boy and older women are hardly looked at the same as a little girl and a older man, oh and my female friends are even more obsessed with sex than I am, well except two are kind of prudish but you should see the others sex toys… starting to think I get most of my obsessions from them, I just don’t hide it as well as they do, plus there cool with me touching their breasts and thats something only real friends do...